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Wednesday, January 22, 2003
 
Some New Awards

When one reads the D and newspapers around the world, one is often struck by the sheer incompentency of it all at times. So I am introducing some new awards such that we ridicule stupidity. The 'racist' war of America, perpetrated by the peacemongering sloganeering on campus, has reached new heights of arrogance in its sweeping condemnations and new depths of inconsistency in its message.

Feel free to nominate things that you find that fit these criteria or create some of your own.

The Judith Butler awardfor the most pretentious prose
Jeffrey Hart award for unbridled right-wing hysteria
Hemant Joshi award for exessive leftist rhetoric and irrational anti-Americanism
Antonin Scalia award for the most devasting insult
Tom Sowell award for the best deprogramming
Noam Chomsky award for the opinion least emcumbered by knowledge
The BBC award for blatant but unacknowledged reporting bias
The Daniel Pipes award for undeserved hatred
The NY Times award for bad predictions
Al Sharpton award for anti-Semitism
Shimon Peres award for anti-Zionism
The Derbyshire award for the most egregious homophobia
Ruth Bader Ginsburg award for racial paternalism
The Edward Said award for the most egregious cultural relativism
The Ted Turner for the most anti-religious sentiments
Ann Coulter award for the least substantiated opinions